{"product_id":"grumpy-angry-stupid-project-hail-mary-tote-bag","title":"Grumpy Angry Stupid - Project Hail Mary Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove Dr. Grace, Rocky, and Project Hail Mary? Us, too! Whether you love the book by Andy Weir, the movie, or both--this tote bag will attract fellow fans and knowing laughs. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries — it carries mood, humor, and your love for all things Project Hail Mary. Sturdy 12 oz canvas and reinforced self-fabric handles withstand daily errands, commute clutter, and repeated use. The flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and easy to slide under a bike seat or into a tote rack, while the sewn-in label and clean finish give it a simple, lived-in feel. Wear it to late-night study sessions, coffee runs after an all-nighter, or to the market when you need to announce your level of functioning without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz) for durable everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and structured\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural or black with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank sourced from India; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":46979137077423,"sku":"10413135930358548100","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/5346\/2703\/files\/6809091827401748357_2048.jpg?v=1780000268","url":"https:\/\/nerditeria.com\/products\/grumpy-angry-stupid-project-hail-mary-tote-bag","provider":"Nerditeria.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}